In the Nevada desert, a group of archaeologists have made an astonishing discovery which appears to provide evidence for creationism. In a large dig site, the bones of ten dinosaurs have been discovered wearing crucifixes.
Chief digger and creationist Doris Wankel said, "This really is amazing, but it raises even more questions. Did the dinosaurs worship Jesus even though he was supposedly born after them? Or did the dinosaurs live after Jesus? Or when God planted the dinosaur bones to fool us, was this part of his plan? I really am incredibly confused. There was nothing in the Bible about this."