In a landmark ruling the fabricated religion Pastafarianism, the religion of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is to be taught in Physics in US Creationist Faith Schools.
|A close up of reality according to Pastafarianism|
"We are quite upset," said leading Creationist, Michael Behe. "For years we have campaigned for Intelligent Design to be taught alongside evolution in school biology classes only to be knocked back time and time again. The first time Rasta Pasta, the head of Pastafarianism, asks for Pastafarianism to be taught along side physics in our faith schools, the governors capitulate."